Sunday, March 14, 2010

If you're sweating after a bowel movement, does that count as exercise?

heart rate up? - yes


breathing fast? - yes





Sure seems like exercise. How many calories you figure I burned?
If you're sweating after a bowel movement, does that count as exercise?
No, but it could mean you have heart trouble. Elvis died on the toilet.
If you're sweating after a bowel movement, does that count as exercise?
no! but I'd see a doc. if i was you also try eating more fiber.
Reply:Only if you're jogging when you're having that BM.
Reply:That's not a very good exercise..........
Reply:Yes it does, Senator Kennedy
Reply:No, it means you need to go exercise because your body is working to hard to eliminate waste
Reply:It is exercise. But you mostly only lose water weight. I have heard of this kid though who was rather hated (he was a bully). He stole specially made brownies one day (the special ingredient being ex-lax), and he ate 6 of those things. He came back three weeks later and 12 lbs lighter. He burned a lot more than calories though, I must say.
Reply:what else are you doing on the toilet????





whatever it is, ii'm sure your burning a few calories....
Reply:yes


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